'Clock is Ticking and Rhythm Method!' Honest parents reveal on Twitter what their children would be called if they'd been named after the REAL reason they were born

  • Parents share names their kids would have if inspired by ways of conception?
  • One mum revealed that her child should be called 'Too Much Tequilla'?
  • Another parent said that a great name would be 'Don't want to go back to work'?

?The conception of a child isn't always as romantic as you might hope as these hilarious stories prove.??

Brutally honest parents from all over the world have taken to Twitter to reveal what their children would have been called had they been named after the real reason they were born.

Twitter user @HonestToddler from Canada, asked her 300,000 strong following: 'If we named kids after the reason we had them it’d be like, “Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I’m trying to put Hennessy down for a nap.” '

Her tweet quickly went viral receiving hundreds of hilarious responses from brutally honest parents. ?

One mum admitted that her son should be called 'Restaurant Car Park' and another said that their child would be named would be 'Midlife Crisis'.?

One of the most cryptic tweets came from a parent who said her son should be named 'Taco Truck Fight' - leaving that up to the imagination of other users.?

What would YOUR baby be called? Honest parents reveal what their child's name would be if they were named after the reason for their conception

What would YOUR baby be called? Honest parents reveal what their child's name would be if they were named after the reason for their conception

Twitter user @HonestToddler asked her 300,000 strong following to reveal what their children would be called?

Twitter user @HonestToddler asked her 300,000 strong following to reveal what their children would be called?

This dad is very honest about how both of his little ones came about - at least they were special occasions

This dad is very honest about how both of his little ones came about - at least they were special occasions

For these babies the circumstances of how they came to be born were very different?

For these babies the circumstances of how they came to be born were very different?

This loved-up couple first became pregnant after a steamy valentines day

This loved-up couple first became pregnant after a steamy valentines day

This woman was  very aware of the biological clock and when the perfect time to make a baby would be

This woman was very aware of the biological clock and when the perfect time to make a baby would be

Fifty Shades of Grey must have played a huge part in the rates of pregnancies across the country

Fifty Shades of Grey must have played a huge part in the rates of pregnancies across the country

This mum found getting pregnant much easier than she thought, which then lead to another surprise

This mum found getting pregnant much easier than she thought, which then lead to another surprise

The reason for this child's birth was down to a discounted fresh wax and a romantic evening in?

The reason for this child's birth was down to a discounted fresh wax and a romantic evening in?

This mum made sure to add that despite the names, her sons are incredibly well loved?

This mum made sure to add that despite the names, her sons are incredibly well loved?

An interesting way to look at the rise of online movie websites like Netflix over the past few years

An interesting way to look at the rise of online movie websites like Netflix over the past few years

How a taco truck fight could lead to baby making sessions would baffle most people

How a taco truck fight could lead to baby making sessions would baffle most people

It's impressive to think that even in the middle of moving house this couple had enough time to have a cheeky little cuddle

It's impressive to think that even in the middle of moving house this couple had enough time to have a cheeky little cuddle

Beach full moon is ever so slightly more romantic than a restaurant parking lot

Beach full moon is ever so slightly more romantic than a restaurant parking lot


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